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In college, we don’t say “I love you”, we say “I have 5 essays, two finals, and 3 group projects due in the next 8 days” which translates to “I would like to be crushed by a train” and I think that’s pretty cool.


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This worries me like what else am I supposed to do with them

fuck them. fuck the pringles. put your dick in the tube
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upsides to being a dragon

  • everyones afraid of you
  • you can eat your enemies
  • youre fucking fly as hell
  • also some dragons can fly dont tell me that aint rad
  • breathing stuff that kills people
  • etc.

downsides to being a dragon

  • .

your validity in running for mayor gets questioned

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yeah so i slept with this dude last night and idk we were chatting a bit  during the sexy time and for some reason his birthday came up and i was like “wait 25th of september? DUDE me TOO, wtf thats such a coincidence” and he was like “really? we have the same birthday? are u fuckin with me?” and i just looked down at his penis literally inside my vagina and was like “well technically yeah” and he was like haha nice one and high fived me

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I wonder if Effie would lie awake at night thinking about what would have happened if she had only moved her hand slightly to the left or right when picking a name

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The most important line in the whole damn song. MESSAGE.

The only historically accurate line in the whole film. 

excuse u

^only 2 historically accurate lines in the whole film
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